I am tougher than a 5th grader!

topic posted Mon, April 16, 2007 - 12:46 PM by  offlineAnnetastic!!
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Our Childhood



According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 50's, 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because...



Our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked.



We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.



When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent 'clackers' on our wheels.



As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the passenger seat was a treat.



We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same.



We ate dripping sandwiches, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.



We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one actually died from this.



We would spend hours building go-carts out of scrap and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes!



After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.



We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us all day and no one minded.



We did not have Playstations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no DVD movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet chatrooms.



We had friends - we went outside and found them.



We played elastics and street rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt.



We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits. They were accidents. We learned not to do the same thing again.



We had fights, punched each other hard and got black and blue, and we learned to get over it.



We walked to friends’ homes. We also, believe it or not, walked to school. We didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.



We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate live stuff, and although we were told it would happen, we did not have very many eyes out, nor did the live stuff live inside us forever.



We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.



Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law. Imagine that!



This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And if you're one of them, congratulations!



Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as real kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.



For those of you who aren't old enough, I thought you might like to read about us.

posted by:
Annetastic!!
Seattle
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  • Re: I am tougher than a 5th grader!

    Mon, April 16, 2007 - 2:28 PM
    I had strap-on roller skates with metal wheels. I didn't own knee or elbow pads, wrist guards, or a helmet.

    I had a cap gun that looked just like a real six-shooter.

    My friends and I ran in the woods behind my house all day long, building tree forts and playing army (with real guns that shot yellow plastic pellets!) When we got home (to somebody's house) at the end of the day, their mom would line us all up in the back yard and have us strip down to our tighty-whities to check for ticks. No one was sued for humiliation or child abuse. This was actually "taking good care" of the children.

    Fighting in school meant two kids punching each other in the middle of a ring of all the other kids. No one brought a knife or gun the next day and killed anyone.

    I ate Twinkies every single day and I'm not dead.

    I did stupid things when I got older, and ended up in jail for the weekend. I called my dad on my one phone call, and he left me there for 3 days.
    Dad - "When do you get out?"
    Me - "Monday at 9am"
    Dad - "OK, I'll send a cab for you. I've gotta be at work."

    Depite all these things, I managed to graduate grade school and get into a private high-school. I even finished high school and went on to finish college. I got a C- in Syntheic Organic Chemistry, and I didn't sue my professor for making the course too hard. I didn't go to graduate school because certain professors who would be on my thesis review board were very vocal about not liking me, and recommending I don't attend graduate school at my alma mater. I didn't burn their houses down or publish a website defaming their research... I went directly to work, because that's what I was brought up to do.

    When I was little, I looked forward to getting my first job. Not a paper-route or mowing lawns, because all of us already did that. A real job, at a grocery store, bagging groceries. I was 13 years old and had to try-out against a ton of other kids that wanted the job. Imagine that! Kids wanting a job so much that they're willing to put effort into it. Kids taking pride in their work, not just expecting a paycheck because they showed up someplace for 6 whole hours.
    • Re: I am tougher than a 5th grader!

      Mon, April 16, 2007 - 2:53 PM
      I had metal roller skates too! I remember the big lump that I got on my head from getting it slammed into the brick wall while playing goalie in roller hockey. Dad just said "Oh, that's quite a goose egg you got there" and sent me back out to play!

      We had some of the most amazing dirt clod wars with the kids at the bottom of the street (our natural enemies). Those got brutal! We all knew where the band-aids and iodine was, so we'd not bother Mom with all of our cuts and scrapes.

      We got a Pong system a one point, but we all lost interest within about a month or so and went back to playing outside all the time. Our bike gang was only four kids, though.

      Yeah, I worked picking raspberries during the summers before I was old enough to get a "real job" in a restaurant at 16.


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        Mon, April 16, 2007 - 5:21 PM
        Heh, I grew up in the sticks so there was no pavement to ride skates on that wasn't an actual road. We still rode our bikes around the area.
        And we had rotten-apple and rotten-pear fights...and in the winter, icy-snowball and gravelly-snowball fights. I was the only girl and the youngest, but the only slack they cut me was that when we played four-man baseball, I got 5 strikes instead of 3.
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      Mon, April 16, 2007 - 5:18 PM
      heh, when my parents drove me to college (3 hrs away), they said "If you get arrested, DON'T CALL US."
      My dad also dropped me off at first day of kindergarten and told the teacher, in front of everyone: "if she gets out of line, spank her!"
      • Re: I am tougher than a 5th grader!

        Mon, April 16, 2007 - 5:27 PM
        I was the youngest of six kids, so when it was time for me to move out, it was time to GO. Most of my friends parents were trying to get them to go to school in yakima, just begging them to stay. My friends who was going to give me a ride to Seattle had car troubles and couldn't make it, my parents then stepped up and said "Oh! We'll take you then!" hahaha!
  • Re: I am tougher than a 5th grader!

    Mon, April 16, 2007 - 5:43 PM
    Who else here had Jarts (lawn darts) as a kid?
    • Re: I am tougher than a 5th grader!

      Mon, April 16, 2007 - 5:45 PM
      Had??? I STILL have a set! The pointed kind, even!
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        Mon, April 16, 2007 - 9:43 PM
        We need to have a Jarts luncheon sometime!
        • Re: I am tougher than a 5th grader!

          Sun, April 22, 2007 - 11:51 AM

          I walked to and from school from 4th grade all the way through the middle of my junior year in HS when I finally got a piece of shit car. I walked more between 1- 2.5 miles one way either alone or with a friend in ALL kinds of weather and I didn't have a choice. Today, my 13 year old, has NEVER walked to school a day in her life, she's ALWAYS gotten a ride.

          I played outside w/ the neighborhood kids... anything from 4-square, to basketball, 3-wheeling, rollerskating (I was the queen of rollerskating and my first set had metal wheels - from a garage sale- also), hide-and-go-seek, gymnastics in the grass, hopscotch, jumproping, truth or dare, in the winter we had snowball fights and built snowmen... basically never a dull moment.

          With each passing generation they are loosing out more and more on a "typical childhood." Quite sad. :(
  • Re: I am tougher than a 5th grader!

    Sat, June 2, 2007 - 4:26 PM
    Real kid hahaha. So what do we call the children of today?

    the generation of pansies ? lol
    • Re: I am tougher than a 5th grader!

      Sun, June 3, 2007 - 12:26 AM
      When I was around nine to twelve years old I used to ride my horse bareback with no bridle at a racing-speed gallop, just hanging on to her mane. I fell off numerous times, incurring mild injuries, before I learned how to balance and control my horse. I also used to take my horse out in the middle of the night during heavy snow in the winter, at one point having to be saved by my horse from a snowbank I landed in. And then there was the time my father convinced me to go into a well to rescue some garter snakes, and the night he held up a perilous ladder for me to climb up to rescue a kitten from a tall tree (I was the only family member who was small and lightweight enough to do these things at the time).

      I'm sure these days my parents would be brought up on criminal charges for allowing me to do this stuff, but I wouldn't give up those experiences for anything.
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        Sun, June 3, 2007 - 8:32 AM
        <I'm sure these days my parents would be brought up on criminal charges for allowing me to do this stuff, but I wouldn't give up those experiences for anything.>

        Oh, seriously! Mine would get in trouble for neglect, although we always knew where they were. We just didn't ant them around as much as they wanted to hang out with their friends!

        Our neighbors across the street also had a swimming pool, so one would be for the adults, and the other would be for the kids. No adult was watching us, but if anything happened, you could hear us yelling from across the street, so it's not like they were completely gone. All of us survived to grow up to be healthy, yet a tad socially inept, adults!

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